We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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