GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Too much gin, very little bucket
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Randomize
