She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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