Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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