And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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