I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap herο»Ώ
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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