its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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