my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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