i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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