We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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