Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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