she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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