sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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