Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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