Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
