i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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