Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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