dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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