Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You don't make any sense
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