Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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