Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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