If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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