I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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