im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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