Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(817): View more from Texas

The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.

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(850): View more from Florida

Are you still giving blowjobs?

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Who is this?

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(714): View more from California

Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.

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(480): View more from Arizona

oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone

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(850): View more from Florida

My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.

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(813): View more from Florida

I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!

(303): View more from Colorado

Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.

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(440): View more from Ohio

That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings

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