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When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...

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New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey

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(301): When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics... (301): New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey http://tfl.nu/918b

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hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?

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yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.

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(512): hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one? (1-512): yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go. http://tfl.nu/pwrk

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Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here

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(508): Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here http://tfl.nu/nzus

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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien

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(205): I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien http://tfl.nu/9idk

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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.

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(630): That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims. http://tfl.nu/e1gu

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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

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(716): You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70 http://tfl.nu/w9g2

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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside

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(217): Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside http://tfl.nu/d6yu

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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.

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(202): I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her. http://tfl.nu/d96s

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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.

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(631): You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning. http://tfl.nu/qol4

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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.

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(419): If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does. http://tfl.nu/2dp5

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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook

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(303): Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook http://tfl.nu/i5be

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Of course I have a pirate flag

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(630): Of course I have a pirate flag http://tfl.nu/t3eo

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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.

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(773): You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends. http://tfl.nu/9daq

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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?

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(714): I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went? http://tfl.nu/i9uq

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I'm abstinent now

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Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?

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(425): I'm abstinent now (206): Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious? http://tfl.nu/6n2f

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