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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?

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  Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I thought Christmas was going to come before I did

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• (315): View more from New York

  I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused

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• (408): View more from California

  You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  You're so thoughtful.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.

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• (646): View more from New York

  What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.

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