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• (858): View more from California

  sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?

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  No. He thinks you're slutty.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.

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• (916): View more from California

  i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage

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• (760): View more from California

  Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...

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