just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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