for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
How many fucks given?
0.12846
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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