I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.