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(310): View more from California

so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song

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(502): View more from Kentucky

All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia

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(734): View more from Michigan

Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??

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(707): View more from California

I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.

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