he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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