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(614): View more from Ohio

Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination

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(303): View more from Colorado

My liver just broke up with me...

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ

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(786): View more from Florida

I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.

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(512): View more from Texas

Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there

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(260): View more from Indiana

Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?

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