marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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