Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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