her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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