He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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