do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Randomize
