we have officially lost it.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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