He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
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you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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