Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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