ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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