She is in my trunk
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
being pregnant is like rehab
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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