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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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