why didn't you poke me back
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Quick, to the slutcave!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss