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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  don't read that magazine bro. I came in it

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick

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  please tell me you have proof of this

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  What happened last night?

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  You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (585): View more from New York

  Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.

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  19 People Confess The Craziest Sex Act They’ve Ever Participated In

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though

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  21st birthday = success

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy

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• (562): View more from California

  Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird

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  I mean I thought it sounded fun

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...

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