I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.