I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...