she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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