belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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