toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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