I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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