I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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