you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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