I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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