what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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