You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?