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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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