OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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