just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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