More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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