Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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