Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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