census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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