Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
So squirting runs in the family.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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