btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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